- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He--Hey guys

I have read the terms and conditions

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

nothing

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Your mam is so fat.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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