Knock Knock? Come in.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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