- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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