- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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