What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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world society

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Hail Hitler

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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