- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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