- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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