Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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gingers

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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