- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Justin beiber's penis

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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