- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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