Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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