Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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su algato es en fuego

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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