- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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