What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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