What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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My dad

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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penis

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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