- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

tea with milk?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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