What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

You idiot.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Beka has AIDS

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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