you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

i just wrote this so hard

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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