Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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women's rights

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Anti Joke

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