What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Women's Rights

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

guy walks into a bar, ouch

i saw amango it splootered

What black and has children A black man

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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