- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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