Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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