- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Indians

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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