- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Your mom.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Mahmy

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