- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, your wife is dead

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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