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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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