Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats white jizz

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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