What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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