What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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