- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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