what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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I'm rick james bitch

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Get it? More.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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