- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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