What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

who's a slut... you're mom

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Women's rights

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Once upon a time

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Women's rights.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What are annoying? Ads.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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