I'm rick james bitch

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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