What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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PENIS

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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im gay

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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