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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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hello

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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