why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Smelly Indians.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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