How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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