- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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