- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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