What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Basically

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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