- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

justin beiber sucks

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Your mom is so old she died

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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