- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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