What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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