How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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