how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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