what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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