- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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