What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

hextech crafting too opieop

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Massie is a fatass

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...