- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Me Neither.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

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