Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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National security?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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