What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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