What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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