- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats two plus two Four!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

so how about that irline food

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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