Caolan and Eamon

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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