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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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