So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Ham sandwich

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

poopoo

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Skinny people fart less.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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