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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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