- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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