Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Dyslexics are teople poo

LOL

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

save me from the nothing ive become

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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