knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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the game

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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