Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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