whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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