Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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