What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

if got a joke if fogot it

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

mitchell palmer sucks

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