- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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