- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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