Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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