- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Men

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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