You dropped something.... Yo lip

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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