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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what is red and smells like paint red paint

guess what what that wasnt it

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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