- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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