- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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