What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Golf.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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top kek

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women's rights

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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