What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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