I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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