- Anti Joke

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?