- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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