- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

SUCK MY NUTS

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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