Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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