- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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