What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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