- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A storm be brewin!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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