- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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