- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why do mexicans get made fun of

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

oh hey.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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