Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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