- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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