How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Justin beiber..

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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what are you mike bibby?

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Badabing.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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