Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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