- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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