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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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