- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

why am I writing this...im bored

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