How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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