What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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