Knock knock Go away

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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