oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Sarah Palin.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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